Good morning, fetal adults. I am to-day going to form your minds to the delights of mathematics! Yes, that is right, it is time for...

There are many magic numbers, but to use them you don't have to be a math wizard. Try adding two numbers together, and presto, you will find they are bigger! To add the two numbers below, all you have to do is move your mouse over.

Math is even in the Otter Pops!
Not us, but the frozen treats that bear our name.
If you have a sheet of ten,
then eat some, will the number you have be the same?

No, the number will be quite different!
Answer this question now, so your answer may be filed,
If you eat seven, what do you have?
Why you have a toothache, gluttinous child.

Math is in all that you touch, all that you see, all that you taste, all you feel, all that you give all that you deal all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal. All of that, and in catapaults too. Math is even in my stool!

So I feel confident in telling you, despite my dementia,

Do you like my khakis? Now that's math magic!